RHPS:RPG    NEFARIOUS AGENDAS

 To better communicate the intrinsic struggle between that which defines the nobility of Humanity, and the wanton degeneracy of the Transylvanians in the close confines of the Castle, every month each of your characters must pursue a Nefarious Agenda. Each Agenda must be randomly generated at your earliest opportunity at the start of each calendar month (as close to the first of the month as you can muster!) and then Instant Messaged to the Criminologist. You will have until the first of the next calendar month to achieve your agenda. As soon as you feel you have succeeded in your Nefarious Agenda, the Criminologist must be informed to verify your success. 

 If and when you do succeed, the Criminologist will award a bonus amount of posts, determined by him depending on the style, manner and impressiveness of your victory.

 

DICE FUNCTION

Your Score is;

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HUMAN TRANSYLVANIAN
0 'It seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it...'

Capture a Transylvanian and  discover something new about  their Alien Technologies

 0 ' Tell us about it Janet!'

Capture a Human and  discover something new about  their Earth Culture.
1 'Well... you promise you wont tell....?'

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure...

 1 'I've got an itch to scratch... I need assistance!'

Discover this thing you Humans call... Love...?
2 'I've come here to find Eddie!'

Disrupt a Transylvanians schemes.

 2 '...the new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has released the dogs.'

Disrupt a rival Transylvanians schemes.
3 'Oh Brad... how could I have done this too you...'

Disrupt a fellow Humans agenda.

 3 'It's all right Janet... everything's going to be alright...'

Seduce a human.
4 'Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard.'

Prevent a Transylvanian from having his filthy way with a fellow human

 4 'Creature of the night...!'

Seduce another Transylvanian.
5 'Are you having a party?'

Have a party!

 5 'You've arrived on rather a special night...'

Organise an unconventional convention.
6 'Oh Brad... What have they done with him?.'

Spy on a Transylvanian and discover their current agenda.

 6 'I understood you where to be watching!'

Spy on a fellow Transylvanian and discover their current agenda.
7 'Promise you won't tell Brad...?'

Spy on a fellow Human and discover their current agenda.

 7 'You mean she never...?'

Spy on a Human and discover their current agenda.
8 'Oh Brad you're so strong and protective...'

Prove to a Transylvanian that Humanity is far superior to their degenerate species.

 8 'I hold the secret. To life. Itself!'

Prove to a Human that the Transylvanians are far superior to their pathetic species.
9 'Society must be protected.'

Display the nobility inherent in Humanity.

 9 'It's only me Janet...'

Trick / Coerce / Force a human into breaking a taboo.