Powers are what distinguish and elevate your character from the masses - they are your special abilities, tricks or skills you have learnt through hard experience or gadgets you have acquired over your adventures.

 Each Player may give each of their characters ONE power for every 500 posts they have accrued.

 For example, Jen with her 2163 posts, may have up to a maximum 4 powers for her character Ophelia. Nikki, with her 1706 posts, and two characters - Little Nell and Etcetera - can have 3 powers each - 3 for Little Nell and 3 for Etcetera.

You may use your Powers, at any time (unless someone else's Power is preventing you!), to use your Power counts as an action - just like an Active, or Static Opposed Action. 

HUMAN ABILITIES

 Whenever your character enters a scene, or their name is mentioned out loud in a post, everyone must post the reply 'Asshole!' They may do nothing else.

'...and this is my fiancé, Janet Weiss.'

Whenever your character enters a scene, or their name is mentioned out loud in a post, everyone must post the reply 'Slut!' They may do nothing else.

'...and as Magenta and Columbia eagerly observed upon their television monitor, Janet was indeed it's slave...'

 You may secretly observe and record the actions of any other character - I.M. the Criminologist when you wish to record any details of what other characters are doing.

'all he wanted, was Rock and Roll, Porn and a motorbike...'

 Gives character PHYSIQUE 80, when riding their 'hog'.

'When Eddie said he didn't love his Teddy, you knew he was a no-good kid...' 

Characters with the Teddy power, may carry a cuddly stuffed animal which instantly endears them to everyone in a scene. All other characters must instantly make a LOGIC test, or be so enamored, that they become highly suseptable to any suggestions made by the character. Power also works using Puppies and bags of sticky sweets... 

'Whatever happened to Saturday night...?'

The Character has had a large chunk of their brain removed. They are immune to any LOGIC  based power, including Fishnets and Suspenders, Teddy and Little Black Dress, they are also not effected by Powers such as Asshole, Slut or Dramatic Entrance which force them to post a response.

 Unfortunately the Characters LOGIC is permenently reduced to 1... 

...when its time to be discreet, There's one thing you just can't beat, And that's a strapless backless classical little black dress.

 Any character attempting an action against your character, must pass an EMOTION  test, or quake in awe of your characters stunning visage. If a character fails their EMOTION test, all of their abilities are halved for the rest of the day.

TRANSYLVANIAN ABILITIES

hmm...Janet... Janet!

You may disguise yourself as any other character.

Dr Scott!!

When your character makes a dramatic entrance, he is heralded by music from the ether... When you make a dramatic entrance, every other character must pause in their actions, and the only thing they can write in their next post is your characters name, followed by at least 2 exclamation marks.

'Jesus Christ, what a bitch - Quick Magenta, flick that switch!'  

 Your character may use the Medusa Ray up to five times per day. The Ray instantly turns the recipient into a naked marble statue. This effect may only be negated through switching the Medusa ray to its reverse function - De-Medusa. You may use the De-Medusa ray any number of times through. By choosing this power you get both the Medusa and De-Medusa functions.  Characters may attempt to avoid the ray by making a PHYSIQUE check to leap out of its way.

'...and as Magenta and Columbia eagerly observed upon their television monitor, Janet was indeed it's slave...'

 You may secretly observe and record the actions of any other character - I.M. the Criminologist when you wish to record any details of what other characters are doing.

Yes Dr. Scott - A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter...'

 Counts as a weapon adding HUNGER 50, with an unlimited amount of shots.

'... It is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device...?

 Allows character to beam himself, any number of other characters and the location of his choice to any pre-determined location in the universe. The Transducer takes 10 posts to prepare itself to launch - anyone that has left the designated area within that time, may escape the effects of the Sonic Transducer. 

The Transducer may also be used to freeze characters- holding feet, wheels or socks firmly in place. A character who is thus frozen may not attempt to make any attempts to avoid other powers.

'...shall we enquire of him... in person?'

Allows the character to instantly summon other characters to their presence. 

'don't get strung up by the way I look, don't judge a book by it's cover...'

Any character attempting an action against your character, must pass an EMOTION test, or quake in awe of your characters stunning visage. If a character fails their EMOTION test, all of their abilities are halved for the rest of the day.

I am... 'flourish of a Spanish guitar'... Sancho!

When your character makes a dramatic entrance, he is heralded by music from the ether... When you make a dramatic entrance, every other character must pause in their actions, and the only thing they can write in their next post is your characters name, followed by at least 2 exclamation marks.

It's all right Dude - they're not real! 

Any character attempting an action against your character, must pass an EMOTION test, or quake in awe of your characters immense mammary glands. If a character fails their EMOTION test, all of their abilities are halved for the rest of the day.

Alright, send in the Stunt-Cock...

In moments of stress or danger, you may summon a 'Stunt-Cock' to take any attacks or dangerous actions for you, when an opponent states that they are performing an action against your character, to utilize the 'Stunt-Cock' you must call for the Stunt-Cock in the next post. If you cannot call your Stunt-Cock, they will not come! - the Stunt-Cock has your Ability scores, and will stay until the crisis is over - you may only call your 'Stunt-Cock' Once per day. 

It's the Orgazmerator Joe. I made it work...

 The Orgazmerator, when fired, if successfully hitting its target, puts its victim into a state of orgasmic ecstasy, rendering them immobile- with a big smile on their face - the recipient can do nothing but moan in pleasure till they successfully pass an PHYSIQUE test. Whilst in this ecstatic state, the recipients ability scores are all reduced to 1...   

Wow Ben, that's some Cock-Rocket!

 Once per day, the owner of the Cock-Rocket can fire one Penis shaped missile - check the Dice function - If you roll anything but a Zero - it automatically hits its target at HUNGER 100 - If you roll a Zero, it fizzles into the distance, striking a small cat with a comical 'Meow'...

I'll -SNAP SNAP -screw you to death!

 The character has huge snapping claws, giving the character + HUNGER 30.

Neutered Man- he has no balls - Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him!

Renders the character immune to the effects of the Big Titties, and Orgazmerator special abilities.

Come here... PARP...Now get outa here!

With a mighty PARP, a strained grimace, and much wafting of hands, All other characters must take an automatic hit at HUNGER 30.- you may PARP as many times per day as your PHYSIQUE score, divided by ten (round up fractions!) 

I'm not a stud! I'm... RRRIIIPPP!! Jizz-master Zero!

You may disguise yourself as any other character.

Ben! Use your Hamster style!!

Hamster style is an ancient and almost unbeatable form of martial arts. An exponent of Hamster style must succeed in an opposed action test, comparing his EMOTION against his opponents EMOTION. If successful your opponents HUNGER is halved when battling against your character.

Jesus and I love you!

 If successful in any action, the ghost of Jesus appears, winks, gives two thumbs up, and jiggles away. 

I'll find a way to break free...assfucktwins

Characters with the 'There is no Escaping us...!' skill, may automatically 'capture' any one other character once per day. This is automatic, and cannot be avoided - the character is bound in loose, but well secured rope or handcuff bonds.

...thank you...

The Character has an endless supply of Happy-Tarts. At any stage the character wishes to pause the action, your character simply offers a Happy Tart. Everyone must stop, say thank you, and munch their Happy Tarts... You must be able to offer a Happy Tart to use the 'Happy Tart?' special ability.

..I help you fight crime with my specially designed sex toys...

If caught in a sticky predicament, the character may make an LOGIC test. If successful, the character just so happens to have a handy sex toy, capable of aiding them in their time of need. You may only check once per encounter.

The character is so frightening or imposing, that whenever the character enters a scene every other character must make an EMOTION test. If the test is failed, consult the dice function again - on an even roll the character flees screaming - if an odd number is rolled the character curls into a fetal ball and gibbers until they can successfully pass another EMOTION test.. If a Zero is rolled the character feints dead away...

 For Example, Nikki wants her character Little Nell, to have the ability to transform into a cat at will. She contacts the Criminologist and, dropping to her knees, pleads for the ability. Fortunately the Criminologist is in an affable mood, and after making her beg for only an hour, messages her back with the Custom Power - Kitty-form - 'the character may transform into a cat a number of times per day equal to her PHYSIQUE divided by ten (round fractions up).'